The Very Easy Test Test

1. In this test, you'll only be judged be one factor; how many questions you get correct.  Good Luck.  Vleh! 
2. 1

   What's better?

   Graham Crackers.

   Cheese-Its.

3. 2

   How many toes does a person have?

   E-Eight?  W-Whaat?  I don't know.

   Toes...

   Ten?

4. 3

   Green or yellow?

   Green.

   Yellow.

5. 4

   What is the first letter of your first name? (There is a right answer.)

   A-I

   J-O

   P-U

   V-Z

6. 5

   Vleh!?

   Vleh

   Vleh?!

   Vleh!

   Vleh?

7. 6

   What's the largest thing in this group?

   A nickel.

   A bus.

   An animal.

   A pen.

8. 7

   Which is the sharpest?

   A hammer.

   A knife.

   A really sharp rock.

   Me.

9. 8

   Buttscratcher?

   Buttscratcher!

   Um, no, thank you.

10. 9

    Sex Pistols or the Clash?

    SEX PISTOLS!

    THE CLASH!

    BOTH!

11. 10

    How many grilled-cheese sandwiches does it take to remove and screw in a lightbulb?

    None.

    14.  Don't ask me how I know.

    23?

    A LOT.  It's hard to understand.

12. 11

    2...3.... aaaaaand...   (...Sold!  Quick, yell out a number!)

    ! million dollars!

    I'll give you two dollars and an Australian man!

    $29,000,000,000,000,000!

13. 12

    McDonald's or Burger King?

    McDonald's.

    Burger King.

    Neither, In' N' Out!

14. 13

    Did you like agreeing with my opinions just to get a higher score on a test that doesn't really affect you?

    Yes! (Hint: Select this one...)

    Nope. (Hint: Just kidding on that last one!  Select this one to avoid losing 5 points!)

Let's get ready to rumble!!!