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The Unified Field Theory of Tim Test

  1. Some want to be Tim. Some want to have Tim's baby. And some want to tie Tim to the liberty pole in the center of town and set him on fire. Figure out what you think of Tim-- and what you know about him-- in a wildly subjective quiz designed to figure out how compatible you would be with Tim....and why Tim writes about himself in the third person. Proceed....if....you....dare. (Cue scary horror-movie zither music.)

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