Hi! If you're taking this test, you're probably wondering: sexually compatible with WHOM? Will this measure my dream mate or sexual partner, and perhaps gauge how well we will be able to get it on when all of my fantasies come true, or at least when I get them wasted enough to make some bad decisions? OR, maybe, this will measure my sexual compatibility with my gender-of-choice at large, figuring out how well I'll be able to please an average-minded member of that genre?
The answer: none of the above. No, what this measures is how sexually compatible you are with ME, Naked Andrew. Why? Because it's important to me, dammit, that's why. Let the multiple orgasms begin!
UPDATE: My browser wouldn't allow me to insert the tactful and sensual imagery that I had intended to stimulate you with. Therefore, you'll have to make do with what you'll find below. Sorry 'bout that.
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