The Ultimate Fellatio Test

1. This test should determine whether or not you are good at polishing the knob, hoovering the dam, swallowing the salami, etc. It measures three scores; technique, knowledge, and enthusiam. If you get a low score, don't have an episode or write me hate mail, you may give perfectly serviceable blowjobs. But there's a difference between pedestrian head and truly mind... un... blowing So, have at it! And if you like it, rate it highly... It's good for my ego.

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