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The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test

  1. Welcome to the Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test. Long story short, this test is going to tell you how the universe works, or, to be more precise, how you think it works.

    Some of you might wonder why you need this test (and if you are one of those people, I'll be you an orgasm that your result is The Conqueror).

    Well I'll tell you why. As you should have guessed from the title, this test is going to tell you how to handle your life and everything. For example, if you're The Conqueror, you'd probably be happier if you stopped going to church and started breaking the law. That's something that you might want to know. It's also something your significant other might want to know (even though you might not want them to know, you heartless beast).

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