The Tough Guy Test

1. Are you tough enough?

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3. 1

   What do Tough Guys eat for breakfast?

   A bowl full of galvinized wood screws

   Cornflakes

   Vagina

   Guys like you

4. 2

   What is a Tough Guys primary mode of transportation?

   Motorcycle

   A dirty old pick-up truck

   A full grown bull moose

   Monster Truck

5. 3

   How are Tough Guys fueled?

   MEAT!!!

   By the souls of the enemies he has vanquished

   Heavy metal music

   BEER!!!

6. 4

   What do Tough Guys punch in the face?

   Dinosaurs

   Babies

   Old People

   Grizzley Bears

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8. 5

   What does a Tough Guy fear?

   Lack of heavy metal

   Lack of Beer

   Lack of asses to kick

   Lack of MEAT!!!

9. 6

   How are Tough Guys created?

   When a lumberjack rapes a female viking

   When Glen Danzig and Zakk Wylde screw the same groupie

   When Chuck Norris farts on a semen sample from Steve McQueen and it gets injected into a shark

   Tough Guys are not born...they always have been

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11. 7

    If you were playing old school Mortal Kombat, which character do you play as?

    Scoprian (cause hes a dead guy)

    Raidan (cause hes a bad ass)

    Liu Kang (this is not the correct answer)

    Kano (cause he beats women)

12. 8

    What would a Tough Guy name his first born?

    Thor

    Chuck

    Sue

    Hulk Hogan

13. 9

    What is a Tough Guys favorite pizza topping?

    Live grenades

    Pepperoni

    The souls of the innocent

    Pubes

14. 10

    Which of these are NOT things you can do with a Tough Guys boner?

    Screw hot chicks

    Hold your beer

    Towel rack

    Hammer nails

Finished!