The Too Much Too Soon Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Too Much Too Soon Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true ability of when to strike and when to sit back. I'll have you know that I put no scientific, psychological, or sociological theory into this... proceed at your own risk :)
2. 1

   You've just met an attractive guy/gal and you've scored some digits. Do you:

   call immediately

   wait a day

   wait two days

   wait three or more days

3. 2

   He/She doesn't answer the phone. Do you...

   Leave a message

   Hang up (I'll try back later)

   Hang up and redial (maybe they didn't hear it ring)

   Hang up and send a text

4. 3

   Okay, so you've left a message. The next day comes and goes. There is no response. Do you...

   Blow them off, there's more fish in the sea

   Give it one more try

   Call repeatedly until they answer or get a restraining order

   Wait a few more days, maybe they'll call

5. 4

   It's first date time. You've been doing swimmingly so far and there seems to be a connection. You are at dinner together. Do you

   Same side seat (makes for easy cuddling)

   Sit accross from each other (makes for easy conversation)

6. 5

   The server comes over and it's time to order. Do you...

   Order what you want (it's time to eat)

   Order something light (I don't want to seem like a pig)

   Order for them (attempt at chivalry)

   Order for them (I don't want to make out with onion breath later)

7. 6

   Dinner was great!! You two are all smiles and flirty glances. It's time to leave. What do you do?

   Head home

   Say "Wanna grab a drink or two?"

   Say "Let's go back to my place!!"

   Say "I think I'm falling"

8. 7

   So you guys decide to end the date early tonight. Back at her place you find yourselves on the front porch... alone... what do you say?

   "I'll call you" and walk away

   "I had a great time, let's do it again sometime"

   "Wanna go make out?"

   "Let's get married"

9. 8

   You've said the right things... now do you...

   Shake hands

   Hug

   Peck on the cheek or hand

   Make out like you're at the drive-in in 1975

10. 9

    You've just had that magical first kiss and you're on your way home/inside. You've got these tingles all over inside... but what do they mean?

    oh no! I caught something!!

    excitement at a new budding relationship

    fate talking, it's true love

    nothing a few rolaids can't fix

11. 10

    Things are progressing wonderfully, how long do you wait until you say those three magical words... "I love you"

    After one month

    After six months

    Whenever it feels right

    At least a year... maybe two

Finished!