The Tick or Teat! Test

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2. Hi! And welcome to my Tick or Teat! Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your ability to distinguish between nipples and tick bites.

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4. WARNING!!!!
5. This test is in abysmally-poor taste and is NSFA (Not Safe For Anybody). In it appear several images of infections caused by parasites either big or miniscule. In other words: many teats, and not a few ticks, were harmed in the course of existence. So several of the images of nipples that appear here are unsightly; the images of tick-bites are relatively sightly as far as skin infections go, which means that they are really, really gross.

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7. The author of this test disavows all knowledge of and responsibility for it. He or she furthermore condemns in the strongest terms the test itself, anyone involved in its creation, and anyone who is not thoroughly revolted by its blatant disregard for decency. He or she states that this test "goes too far; it must have been written by someone who doesn't even respect irreverence." The author also wishes to offer his or her condolences to those who suffer from infections of all kinds, especially those who appear within the test or suffer the same afflictions. If anyone is willing to track down the responsible party to mete out justice through a lawsuit or, failing that, vigilantism, the author volunteers his or her full support and offers to lead the charge.

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9. So what is it: Tick or Teat?

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    Okay. We'll start out easy. Which is the tick and which the teat?

    The one on the left is a teat! I'm sure of it!

    The one on the right is a teat! It's a smidge hairy, but nothing a Gillete wouldn't cure.

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