The Things that REALLY matter Test

1. This test is primarily for the ladies. As a guy, I personally know exactly what matters to me when I meet someone for the first time. For example, she should have all or nearly all of her own teeth. And, nice boobs, which do not necessarily need to be her own. Anyway, you get my drift. Well, being male, and a straight male at that, I have absolutely NO IDEA what things really matter to women. What attracts the fairer sex to us dweebie guys? And, of course, does size really matter all that much anyway? (Here's hoping on that one...) This test is designed to gauge exactly how important various features are to you in assessing a possible mate. Have fun, and please do not blame me if this turns out to be a total waste of your time. I apologize in advance...

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