The Theater Techie Test

1. Techies are "special" people, they like to run around wearing all black, with funny things like tape and wrenches tied to various places on their bodies. They think a good days sleep is when you get about four hours( in a row) of sleep with in a 24 hour period. They are helophobic(terrified of sunlight) it is a well known fact that techies have to wear special armor in the sun or they will melt, just so you know the armor is invisable like the techie on stage. One very important thing to remember, NEVER and I mean NEVER steal a techies tools or flashlight and NEVER suggest to a techie to wear white. A techie without the right tool or a techie in white is a mortal sin. Just look up the "Techie Gospel," it will tell you all you need to know about the techies. Oh and by the way even though they look human techies are a different species, and they tend to get agrivated when you suggest otherwise.

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