The Test

1. Um, yeah, this is test number five.  I just decided to write another random one, which is why the variable is Randomocity, your ability to find the randomest answer in the lot and pick it.  Good luck, it'll be really hard.  Really hard.  REALLY hard.  Really HARD.  Ahem, really hard.
2. 1

   Vleh, this is a test riiiight?!

   Yeah!

   No!

   Maybe!

   What's a "test?"

3. 2

   Pickpocket!

   It wasn't me?

   Excuse me, is this your card?

   Oh, no, I'm the murderer.  That's the pickpocket.

   I don't know where this is going.

4. 3

   Answer this.

   Gumballs?  I'm trying, it's just not working for me.

   0100100110110010001 0100100000110010 111110100010010 000101 0111100 01010001010 1010001001011111 10100010100100110 10011

   What the hell?  What... What was that in the last answer?

   Click to edit (No, I didn't forget this one.  It's actually an answer.)

5. 4

   What's first?

   Excuse me Dotty, I have a narrow eurethra.

   Are you the boys who've been hhhhhhwhacking it in my tool shed?

   And then I thought:  "Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?"

   Anarchy Burger!  Of the government!  Hey man, thet's go urinate on some cheese!

6. 5

   What's last?

   70%   Watching "Persepolis" while I recycled

   What's last?

   Does it live in the ocean?

   The end of "Rise of the Dead."

7. 6

   Dogs...

   ...sgoD

   Cats...

   Dogs...

   [Insert animal name here]

8. 7

   Click here to edit your new question. Ok?

   Okay!

   [Click]  If you did someone who has herpes, would you- would you do them again?

   Lampshade?  Okay, I give up.

9. 8

   Do you know who this is?

   Randomocity +1

   Randomocity -200

   Randomocity +0

   Randomocity +Watch

10. 9

    What test is this?

    Watermelon.

    The- the Stupid Test?

    The Test.

    Paperweight.

11. 10

    Which one of these is your favorite animal?

    Cannonballs.

    Porcupines.

    Clouds.

    Chickens.

12. 11

    Which of these doesn't start with the letter "m?"

    M-Hillary Clinton

    Pillows

    Morgue

    Marshmallows

13. 12

    What are you?

    A person.

    An animal.

    Amazing.

    I AM IRON MAN

14. 13

    Randomocity means...

    How random you are?

    How- how unrandom you are!

    I don't really care.

    Okay, how many people went to the top to see?

Every click washes a homeless person!