The Terrorism Test

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2. Damn it, I don't want to die. And I don't want you to die. So: this test will measure, in 3 variables, how "risky" your life is. That is, how much you expose yourself to the dreaded (1) nuclear, (2) biological, and (3) conventional terrorist attacks. Maybe it will even convince you not to visit NYC.
   
   This test isn't really a joke. Despite my reputation for making silly tests (The 3 Variable Funny Test & The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test), I'm actually quite serious when it comes to terrorism. The questions on this test DO correlate to risk, in obvious ways.
   
   I think you'll find the results compelling.
   
   
   
   
   

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