Congratulations! You have successfully stumbled across the Sublimely Grand Waste of Time test, Mark IV. No, Mark IV does not imply there are 3 other versions of this test. It just sounds cool.
Okay, so you're wondering just WTF this test is about (hence why it's categorized as a "WTF?" test). Lemme break it down for you. This test is going to check 4 randomly selected and extraordinarily thought out character traits to help you identify who you are, who your neighbors are, and who keeps stealing all your cookies. So, here's the rundown:
Obstinance - This part of this test will measure your ability to accept new ideas, adhere to your own, or consider the benefits of both opinions. In layman's terms, it tests how stubborn you are.
Intelligence - This section will test your basic knowledge skills, by asking you simple knowledge questions. This presents a problem, as any of you could simply look up the answers on the internet. I trust that you won't. This section will also ask you several questions to gauge your reactivity to hypothetical situations. In other words, common sense, or street smarts.
Sexuality - This portion will attempt to identify wether you are frigid or a nymphomaniac. Very simple.
Promiscuity - This area of the test will measure your promiscuity, or your likelihood to have sex will several partners without discrimination. For lack of better term, "fuck buddies."
Okay, now that you have a basic idea of what this test is...testing >.> You're ready to begin, right? Great! But read this first:
This test is not designed to be a basis for any bragging rights on the subjects of intelligence or promiscuity. It is also not designed to help you find out who you are, its designed to help us figure out who you are. So, I ask all of you who take this test to please answer each question honestly. Any skipped questions will hurt your score, unless otherwise noted.
