The Spork Aptitude Test

1. Welcome to my Spork Aptitude Test. Sporks know the true meaning of life and the human soul, as is the product of their nature being half spoon and half fork. Back in the times of ancients, the mighty spork race was second not even to the gods in their wisdom and fashion sensibility, but the gods soon became jealous and tricked the Spork king into making a foul deal that landed the spork race in servitude for 3 millenia. But the sporks, though sleeping, plot their revenge, and, oh yes, spork justice is coming. The second coming of the spork will mark the great shiny shiny day for all of mankind, and other thingies than begin with M. But I digress. Jello, anyone?

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