The SpermotronEggmattic Baby Maker Test

1. When most people meet me, all they can think about for some reason is what kind of a baby our combined genetic code would create. So what you are feeling right now is normal. Everyone is curious about making babies with me. Yes, even you guys wonder, if technology allowed two sperm to come together, what kind of babies the two of us would make. I don't know why everyone thinks about this. I for one think it's a bit weird, but, hey, I don't judge. I'm just here to help satisfy your curiosity. So I devised an ingenious test that will answer this question that burns in your heart. What kind of babies would we have together, provided we could have babies? Let’s find out.

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