The Speaking Devious Bastard Test

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2. This test is designed to see how well you speak what I like to call 'Devious Bastard.' It is also commonly known as political correctness, polite manipulation or getting-whatever-the-hell-you-want without-people-knowing-whatthehell-hit-them.
   
   *smiles pleasantly*
   
   It's not as easy as some people make it look. So be on your toes, ladies and gellyspoons, and see if you can play MY game.
   
   Keep this in mind; the questions are not relevant - your goal is to answer them in such a way that will test your abilities in devious speaking.
   

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