The Social Ineptitude Test

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2. When you went to that party that one time, how often were your jokes/general attempts at social contact followed by a deathly silence that hung in the air like the smell of a mouldy goat? Did you even GO to that party that one time? Did ya? Did ya??? Or did you spend the night in your room hovering over the internet in a seedy chatroom, secretly chanting, whisper me, whisper ME, whilst daydreaming about social confidence that seems so easy to everyone else, but sadly, so impossible for you?

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