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G'day! And welcome to my 'so you wana visit Australia Test'. I'll be using slightly
advanced logic and a total lack of foreign knowledge to determine if I would like you to
visit my wonderful home, Australia, heaven on earth, paradise, Utopia.
Australians speak a different dialect of English to other English speaking countries,
so lets see if you will be able to understand me. By the way the Australian language
is called 'Strine'.
Aussie sheilas are awesome but we have a shortage, Maple Leaf, Seppo and Pommie sheilas
especially welcome, I wana av a beverage wiya all. I'm no sexist, I'll ava beer wiya blokes.
Good luck all you blokes and sheilas.
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The colour code reflects Political Ideologies.
Some of us don't read.
I come from the dark blue bit, Victoria.
The green bit, Tasmania, is where you may encounter two headed people, incest you know, a standing Aussie joke. Tree huggers are most welcome in Tasmania, the powers are trying to log the island out, bastards
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It appears I made this test too hard
This is hopefully easier.
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Native, 'Koori' art, brilliant aye?
