The Snoozability Test

1. I find that most people have very low snoozability. This is a source of great distress. Snoozability is not just about softness and niceness, though those are important factors of course. Snoozability is also affected by things like how many people you have murdered, if you know how to spell, etc.
2. 1

   The Bible is ...?

   the literal and inerrant word of God

   a book of metaphors inspired by God

   a work of fiction for people who need an insivible sky daddy

   an interesting collection of literature, from which one can derive useful life lessons

3. 2

   What sort of music do you listen to?

   Everything

   Everything but Country

   Emo/Punk/Indie

   Other

4. 3

   Sex is dirty but it can be fun:

   Dirty, but not fun

   Dirty and fun

   Not dirty, but fun

   Not dirty or fun

5. 4

   Guys who say nice guys finish last are...

   nice guys who haven't found the right girl

   the type of guy who wields "niceness" like a weapon

   Shining Core

   too young to know better

Finished!