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The Slightly Dirty Sex Test

  1. Welcome to the Slightly Dirty Sex Test.  This test will attempt to predict whether or not I would invite you into my pants.  It will also determine whether you'd paralyze me with pleasure, or with boredom.

    (Note: This test is for straight guys.  Everyone else is invited to take it as well; just be warned that some of the questions may not make much sense unless you're a straight guy.)

    So, would you make me moan... or yawn?  There's only one way to find out...

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