The Sitakaliism Test

1. What is Sitakaliism? It is the religion I made up for myself. Are you a Sitakaliist? Well, one of the rules of my philosophy is that no one else can be a Sitakaliist, since everyone's beliefs are pretty different from everyone else's. But still, I'd like to know how many of you have similar quirky beliefs to me. I'd also love you to mail me and tell me the name of your religion, if you made up one for yourself, and summarize some of your core beliefs. It's fun. I have altered the scores, since over the past couple years, my spiritual views have changed a bit. However, I'm of course still a Sitakaliist.

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Go forth, grasshopper!