I do not have the credentials to define what you are: your sexiness, your awesomeness, your successes, your failures upon devastating failures. I do, however, know what I'd do when my back was up against the abyss, so I can determine what you are, as related to me. I know you want to score good on this test, cause the closer you are to me, the better off you'll probably be. :)
If not? Take this time to reaffirm your own perverse ideologies, witch! 0_o
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