The Silly Spock Test

1. 

2. This purely logical test will determine how similar you are to Mr. Spock by scientifically measuring your relative level of Spockiness. Should you pack up your things, hop a flight on the next spaceship and move to Vulcan? Find out here.
3. 1

   This is the most import question on the test. Take it very seriously. Is your blood green?

   Yes

   No

4. 2

   Do you frequently express amazement at the unexpected with the single word "Fascinating," delivered in a deadpan manner?

   Yes

   No

5. 3

   Are your ears pointy?

   Yes

   A little

   No

6. 4

   Do you determine the value of every action based on how logical it is?

   Yes

   Only some actions.

   No

7. 5

   Are you frequently annoyed by curmudgeonly, teasing, illogical doctors who enjoy pointless banter?

   Yes

   No

8. 6

   Do you find this to be an admirable motto? "Infinite diversity in infinte combinations"

   Yes

   No

9. 7

   Are you inordinately fond of womanizing, narcissistic, spaceship captains with peculiar, halting speech patterns?

   Yes

   No

10. 8

    Does your highest, most biting criticism consist of calling something illogical?

    Yes

    Sometimes.

    No

11. 9

    Do you have bangs?

    Yes

    No

12. 10

    Do you believe the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few?

    Yes

    Depends on the circumstances.

    No

13. 11

    Can you only fall in love under the influence of psychoactive pollen from bizarre space flowers? Or by traveling back in time to a period prior to when your species abandoned all emotion in favor logic, thereby regressing to an atavistic state of lustful abandon?

    Yes, to the first choice only.

    Yes, to the second choice only.

    Yes, to both.

    No

14. 12

    Do you frequently raise one eyebrow?

    Yes

    No

15. 13

    Does your evil, alter ego have a sexy goatee?

    Yes

    No

16. 14

    Do you only mate once every seven years?

    Yes

    Yes, but only because no one wants me.

    No.

17. 15

    Do you like to take nude photos of attractive, full-bodied women? Oh, wait. That question measures Nimoyness. Close enough!

    Yes

    No

Finished!