The Should you live in Florida Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Should you live in Florida Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. TODO: REWRITE THIS.
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   Okay tell me the truth.....why would you want to (or you already do) live in FL?

   Because Spring Break is the shit.

   To visit all of the gators games

   PARTY!!!!

   I hear the beach is nice

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   Haha... you dumbass!!! okay so what about Miami....what do you think?

   Party in the city where the heat is on!

   It a worthless place thats full of trash and greedy people

   I love Miami b*c im an FL Balla!

   I like Orlando better B*c of disney world

4. 3

   Okay so your on your way to the Hilton Hotel and you realise you have forgotten your money what do you say when you get to the front desk.

   I dont have any money and its my only trip this year can i mail you the check

   I live down the street can i run and get it

   Do you take Europian money???

   Sup Joe, yeah is my card number still on the computer....awesome

5. 4

   Your parents say they want to move down to florida...your reaction.

   Throw a party b*c they are finally out of YOUR house

   cry......and then ask for money

   They already do.

   I beg them to take me with them

6. 5

   Ocean.....how do you feel about it?

   I cant swim

   Its salty.......but i dont mind

   Sea-----sick ..... ewww

   Im in the dolphin interaction program...

Finished!