The Should we mind-fuck? Test

1. Being that I AM A STRAIGHT MALE, this test is intended for STRAIGHT AND BISEXUAL WOMEN. That will become really obvious as you get to the last two sections. IF YOU ARE MALE, YOU WILL PROBABLY JUST GET OUT OF THIS TEST AS SOON AS YOU GET TO THE LAST TWO SECTIONS, SO SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE NOW AND DON'T EVEN START TAKING IT. There have been a lot of men who started taking this test and I've yet to see one finish it. But, if you're really hellbent on taking it, well, as if I could stop you. Just don't say I didn't warn you.

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3. OK ladies, now that the demographics are pared down, how interested would I be in you, really? Would we click, or drive each other nuts? This test measures six traits, lumped together in groups of two because OKCupid only allows up to four variables to be measured. The first two are personality and taste. The second two are intellect and beliefs. And the last two are looks and sensuality. I'm probably going to look like the pickiest man on Earth because of this test, but I can live with that. WARNING: THE TEST IS PRETTY LONG, WEIGHING IN AT 91 QUESTIONS. SO IF YOU LACK THE ATTENTION SPAN FOR THAT, DON'T EVEN BOTHER. I PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT YOU ANYWAY.

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