The Should I Date, F**k, Marry, or Hate You Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Should I Date, F**k, Marry, or Hate You Test. I'll be using advanced bullshit and uneducated guessing to determine your true nature. This test will help the 4 people who will actually want to take this test to find out where they stand in my life.

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3. 1

   I just got home from a long day at work, you think we should...

   Have a few drinks and unwind

   Take a nap together

   Play a game... like what fits in your mouth!

   Go to church, it is a Sunday...

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5. 2

   We're at a bar and you see another girl checking me out, you...

   Give her the stink eye and keep dancing

   walk over to her and ask what her problem is

   Didn't even notice she was looking at me

   Dance closer and more sexual

6. 3

   In bed you like to...

   Try anything!

   Sleep.

   I never kiss and tell...

   Get crative, whips and cuffs

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8. 4

   I plan on having...

   Great kids.

   Great sex.

   A full time job.

   A great time.

9. 5

   I need...

   A lot of attention

   To feel loved

   A man to pay for me

   To be wanted

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11. 6

    You come home early and find me masturbating! You...

    Freak! Who does that!

    Help me finish.

    Grab a chair and join

    Walk away and pretend it never happened

12. 7

    We're About to have a drink you order...

    Quick what's the special?

    I don't drink.

    What you're having...

    SHOTS!

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14. 8

    I have the worst memory...

    I hate this.

    I don't care.

    I'll remember for both of us

    I'll buy you a palm pilot

15. 9

    I feel like dancing Where should we go?

    Dancing? What are you gay?

    Obscure indie club/bar

    Hip hop don't stop!

    I'll pick the music we're staying home!

16. 10

    Enter a question here....

    We should send each other naked pictures

    We should talk...

    How do I perform an anual on a LM 2500?

    When do we go out?

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Finished!