The Should I be Drexle's stalker? Test

1. I'm accepting applications to the position of "Official Drexle Stalker," but OKCupid's normal questionaire just doesn't measure up to my standards of stalkitude measurement. It lacks important questions, like "Do you know what an Exit Mouse is?" Odds are, you're probably only taking this test because you read my profile and are one step away from becoming a stalker. Let's see if you have what it takes to be Number One!

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