The SEXY LOVE TOY SLAVE OF MY DREAMS Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my SEXY LOVE TOY SLAVE OF MY DREAMS Test. This test will determine if you have what it takes to be my sexy love toy. You know you want me but now, with this test you can find out if you have a chance with me, the most amazing man on earth!
2. 1

   Do you enjoy licking small animals?

   Yes

   No

   sometimes

3. 2

   Do you have vaginal warts or pubic hair crabs?

   Yes

   No

4. 3

   Will you cook my dinner without me having to smack you with a beer bottle?

   Yes

   No

5. 4

   When I bend you over for our hourly romp, will you moan with delight or scream like a hoe?

   Moan With Delight

   Moan Like a Hoe

6. 5

   Do you find me sexy?

   Yes

   No

Finished!