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written by zephery

The Sexual and Philosophical Compatibility Test that Doubles as a Test of How Pretentious You Are

  1. Hello, I must be getting pretty serious in my quarter life, because welcome to my surprisingly low key compatibility test. In contrast to my zany chat antics and poe faced profile this test might actually give some insight into my nonpretend values. If I'm an amazingly good test writer it may also give some insight into whether we could date successfully.

     Also, are you as pretentious as the collage below?  Probably not.  I mean, that's Harold Bloom in there.

The default picture is actually kind of erotic, no? Alas, I felt obliged to change it.

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