The Sex and Chocolate Test

1. Sex and chocolate. Two of my favorite things. 

    

   With this test I will figure out the following:

    

   What your favorite chocolate is.

   What you're like in bed.

   What you're like out of bed.

    

   The ecstasy comes when I slip it in my mouth unnoticed, undiscovered, unwatched. Sinking, melting, like a secret lover. No one knows, not even my waistline. Dark, milk, bittersweet, Belgian, Godiva...swallowed whole. While no one is looking.

    

   Bonne chance, mon ami.

2. 

I'm ready...