The Semper F--ed Up test Test

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2. "Damnit joker, You're Not A Writer, You're A Killer!!!!!!!!!!" Find Out if you are a man killing, baby eating, blood soaked butcher, or a mere weak sob sister civilian!
3. 1

   What is the 14th General Order of the Marine Corps Sentry!

   That which is not dead may eternal lie, And with stranges aeons even death may die.

   Don't Get Caught

   Talk to no-one except in the line of duty

   The officer is always right until he walks away

4. 2

   Of below,which is your favorite marine?

   Drew Carry

   'Black' Ken O'Keefe

   Carlos Hathcock

   Harvey Keitel

5. 3

   How many knives do you carry?

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   whatever they issue me (1-2)

   One for each hand, plus my leatherman (3+)

   walking blade show (5+)

6. 4

   Why do you carry so many knives?

   its Granpapy's killin' Kabar. part of the family tradition

   Rifles scare me

   2 bayonetes and a necknife could save your life!

   Kali, the holy goddess of death, demands blood sacrifice

7. 5

   "foreigners are for [insert answer here], that what my grand dad said!

   huggin'

   ignorin'

   killin'

   rescuin' from ruthless dictatorships

8. 6

   I've [blank] than all you numb-nuts put together

   Read more chomsky

   ate more babies, slaughtered more gooks, and got more poon

   drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff

   busted more heads, broke more bones, and eat more bullets

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