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The Scottish Wannabe Test

  2. Hoot, mon! And welcome tae my Scottish Wannabe Test. Ah'll be using advanced lowgic and knowledge tae determine yer true Scottishness. If ye wir born inta Scotland, bugger off, China; you ken ye are! Noo, let's proceed and see if yer a chughda, a wanker or a pile o' shite! So, ye skirt wearing Yankees and ye Australian fling-dancers, take the fookin test afore I skelp yer ears!

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