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The Scientific Breast Test

  1. Breasts...

    "Boobs"..."Tits"..."Girls"..."Rack"...They come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and names. Whatever you call them, let's face it--our society is obsessed. There are many theories on just why we are, from the credible to the absurd, but since we are...Have you ever wondered how your breasts...stack up? This test will use advanced logic, mathematics, anatomy, psychology, geology, and scientific wild-ass guesses to determine the true nature of your breasts.

  2. Instructions: On the following pages, read the questions carefully, and use mouse click to indicate the best response. Using a number 2 pencil or ink pen will result in scores being improperly calculated and difficulty seeing the screen.

    If you do not understand--or cannot read--all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product. This test is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. No warranty expressed or implied. If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, please discontinue use and consult a physician. Taking this test constitutes acceptance of disclaimer. Use only as directed. Some assembly may be required. No purchase necessary.

     

    Disclaimer: This test may require some more calibration of scores, and will be being enhanced, so check back

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