The Satori Test

1. Greetings and welcome to The Satori Test. I'll be using anti-logic and paradox to determine your true Bodhi nature. I listed the test under "Sexuality" because I knew that would grab your attention! (And because your level of Enlightenment IS connected to your sexuality.) Some of these questions and answers sound absurd (a central part of Zen), so you may feel the scoring is unfair. But remember, I had to provide a scoring system because OKCupid requires it. So don't be disappointed! As any Zen Master knows, the score on your test is irrelevant...what matters is what happens in your mind while you're taking the test. Good luck! ;-)

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