The Sasquatch Compatibility Test

1. Welcome her to Sasquatch Compatibility Test. Sasquatch get lonely sometime and want meet pretty saquatch lady. Not every pretty lady good Sasquatch for. Sasquatch have sophisticated preferences for she. Lady want shave Sasquatch back and put funny smell on him not good. One day Sasquatch think make test for find good her. Some her that like eat moss with Sasquatch in forest. Saquatch look for good her but hard find in forest. Once Saquatch see beautiful her on trail and sneek up to surprise with fresh caught squirrel but she run. So Sasquatch chase pretty but she pick rock to throw and hit Sasquatch. Domestic violence not belong with tree and Sasquatch. Not natural. Sasquatch look for natural friendly her but not find she yet. Maybe this help find her.

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3. No lie, forest know when liar.

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