The Sapiosexual fetish Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Sapiosexual fetish test Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true talents in this field.I have an unrequited crush for Cokie Roberts and Ann Coulter, who shamelessly flaunt their superior intellectual virtuosity without regard to what that does to my peace of mind. Please take this little test to see how you tickle this fetish of mine.
2. 1

   Enter the next letter in this series: TTFFSSE_

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3. 2

   The above series represents

   Basic alphabet for those engaging in double talk

   just a bunch of meaningless letters

   depictions of Mayan alphabet symbols

   sequential series of single digits

4. 3

   The Queen's Gambit is

   a game played in casinos

   A chess opening

   A ploy used by Queen Elizabeth to gain her throne

   none of the above

5. 4

   Why do clocks run clockwise

   because it says so in the bible

   clocks were invented in the Northern hemisphere to mimic the movement of a sundial shadow. If invented in the Southern hemisphere clocks would run anti-clockwise

   it was random, no particular reason

6. 5

   What is inflation

   Increase in the price of goods

   Excessive increase in the printing of money

   caused by the price of oil

7. 6

   Why are ancient cities buried

   not really true, but it provides good material for Indiana Jones movies

   the result of accumulation of wind-borne dust

   accumuluation of water-borne sediment

   as a result of catastrophic natural events such as volcanic eruptions

8. 7

   The Journal of Irreproduceable Results

   Doesnt't exist. You've got to be kidding

   was founded by Einstein in 1907

   has been in existence since 1971

   has been responsible for many new scientific discoveries

9. 8

   What is the square root of H2O

   the state of water at its triple point

   super-critical steam

   the state of water at absolute zero

   this is a hoax

10. 9

    When a fly alights on the ceiling, does it perform a loop and roll in order to get upside down ?

    Yes

    as it lands it raises its forelegs above its head and then brings its hindlegs forward and up to the ceiling. It therefore flips with a landing.

    it first performs a somersault

    it uses miniature sonar guidance organs

11. 10

    "Degree of Freedom" is

    A Liberation Theology graduation award

    a single scalar number describing the classical micro-state of a system

    the amount of liberty remaining in the USA

    a measure of political freedom in countries liberated by US troops

Finished!