The Rockocity Test

1. Okay, listen up! It has come to our attention that a lot of you people out there have been neglecting your duties as minions of ROCK! Unacceptable! We will find you and offer your skulls to Satan for use as beer mugs. Even worse, there's a bunch of posers out there acting all like they Rock, when in fact they listen to Bon Jovi. The street will run red with the blood of these unbelievers! There is a crisis in the world of Rock, oh yeah! This test will let you know if you have the Rockocity to walk the dark path or remind you of how hard you used to Rock before you got all soft, maggot! And if it turns out you don't Rock at all, well, we'll know who you are. BWAHAHAHA! Hail Satan.

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