The Ridiculousness of Life Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Ridiculousness of Life Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. In the process, you won't learn a thing about yourself, unless you decide you are what you always believed you were...a person. So if you're ready to open up and realize that life is fucking ridiculous, lets get started.

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3. 1

   Choose one of the four answers that best describes the picture above.

   A cloud in space.

   Time intermingling with death.

   A kitty that hasn't opened it's eyes yet.

   God.

4. 2

   If you were to ask someone to pick a number, what numbers would it be in between?

   1 - 10

   1 - 100

   1 - 10,000

   5 - 884,963.5

5. 3

   Of the four choices, tell me what the color Red smells like the most.

   Blood

   McDonalds

   Happiness

   Sex

6. 4

   What the fuck...are you? (Choose answer that best describes)

   In need of a hug.

   I'm a meat popcicle.

   A male.

   A female.

7. 5

   If you were scattered on a beach, what would you rather be?

   Scattered, smoothered, and diced.

   A jelly fish scattered into a million pieces, so I could hurt all of their feet!

   The sands of time.

   What are you talking about?

8. 6

   Bonus Question Chapter 3: If you had a chance to travel back in time, in order to murder Col. Sanders, would you do it?

   I have an army of chickens in my basement.

   It's spelled "cool".

   Do I have a flux capacitor?

   This life rejects me.

9. 7

   Not a Bonus Question to the 9th Degree: Do you like pygmy marmosets?

   Did you sneeze?

   They run like my nose in winter.

   Death is an illusion.

   I sleep with one.

Finished!