The Restore Your Manhood Here Test

1. How many devoted virgins await you in the afterlife? And what will they be doing for you?

   I'm writing this test because I feel guilty about the number of heroes my Eaten By the Sphinx test has consumed. To date, 218 skeletons have been spat out and there isn't one hero on his way to Delphi.

   So. If you got eaten, shrug it off (she's a notorious bitch, huh?) and let's take you to a happier place.

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