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The Reproduction (in)Adequacy Test

  1. Have you ever wondered if you were adequate to bring offspring into this world? In a few short moments, you will know.

    For ever answer you give that is... less than optimal... you get one or more stars. If you total more than ten at the end of the test, you are out of the social pool! But don't fear, the nasty ones are worth a lot and the tame ones are worth one or zero.

    This isn't at all genetic. We aren't racist, just very judgemental! This test tells you whether or not you should have and raise children. All the questions address some kind of social/wisdom-based choice that you have made. If you have great genetic code but are an A-hole, you don't get to have kids. If you are a wonderful human being who acts and thinks correctly* but has the genetic stock of Quasimodo, then you will pass this test with flying colors!

    *Correctness is defined by the creators' own biases. But keep in mind, even we get a few points!

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