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The Reason You're Here Test

  1. Everybody Has Different Reasons For Visting OKCupid. Some For Friendships, Some For Fun, Some For A Relationship, Some For Love, Some For Sex, Some For The Tests.....Well, You Get The Idea! So I've Devised A Masterpiece Of Mathematical Probabilities & Scientific Accuracy To Discover Your Exact Motivation For Being Here, So We Can All Meet People With The Same Interest! :) Don't Believe Me That This Will Be The Most Important Test You'll Ever Take In Your Life?? Just Read Some Of Our Testimonials From Satisfied Participants Below:
  2. "Cleetus Has Been Like A Brother To Me!! He Even Bought Me Dentures! Now I Is Like That Britney Spears!"
  3. "When I Met Marleen Through Nick's Test, I Didn't Just Gain A Lover, I Also Got My Sister!"
  4. "When I Stabbed My Husband..I Was Suprised I Got Away With It."

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