The Random Test

1. Come one! Come all! Step right up and take a shot at the Random Test! This test is a series of random off the wall questions. It will test your funny bone and your creativity.

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3. 1

   What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

   African or European?

   More than a laden swallow

   Less then a laden swallow

   I dont know

4. 2

   Nice Shoes...

   Wanna fuck?

   Thank You

   High Five!

   More than can be said for yours

5. 3

   Which one is funnier?

   Man dies

   Man gets sick and dies

   Man doesnt repost a bulletin and dies

   Man falls in an open sewer and dies

6. 4

   Typical day?

   Work. Eat. Sleep

   Watch tv. Eat. Play video games

   Fighting off the alien invasion that is your refridgerator

   Taking a Yak to the top of a high mountain then pushing the Yak off the side

7. 5

   Do you think this test is retarded?

   Dee Dee Dee

   Borderline

   I already stopped taking it

   More! Oh please God more!

Finished!