The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Test. do you have what it takes to be a future Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of mine? The majority of these questions are applicable in some way to women I've known or dated (well, except the al Quaeda one...). Please answer the following questionnaire to the best of your abilities. This questionnaire is not meant to be rigorous, merely a simple gauge to eliminate truly unsuitable candidates. All of the questions are skippable, but some penalize, at my discretion. Thank you for your time and effort in completing this questionnaire. When you have completed it, please leave it by the door, and back away slowly with your hands in plain sight.

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