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The Primal Urges Test

  1. Welcome to the Primal Urges Test. Everyone has urges, and everyone has basic needs. Inside all of us is a Beast waiting to get out of its cage and run wild. I'm here to show you how you can identify and support this deprived little animal. I use a four dimentional system of operations. Mainly RAGE, DESIRE, GUILT AND FEAR. No one is completely 100% on all four, otherwise you'd have been sent to the electric chair years ago. Anyway, if at all it is a pretty interesting way to kill a few minutes.
  2. If you liked this, please let me know by giving it a really freakin high rating. Or if your not satisfied with how you scored, you can e-mail me and I'll be sure to ignore it...

    ....Unless your a really hot chick.

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