The Pirate Wench Test

1. Hello and welcome to the Pirate Wench Test. When most people think of pirates they think of the sea-fairing type of blood-thirsty or lusty sailors. However, in the pirate's life there is a special place fer the wench. Have you ever wondered if you've got what it takes to be a worthy wench? This test is designed for women and gay men. Don't tell me there's never been a gay pirate. You try living on a ship for months at a time surounded by hot, sweaty, blood-soaked men with eye patches and false limbs and then try and tell me you don't want to sex them up! Have fun wenches!

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