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The Perfectly Engineered Female Test

  1. Hi! I am a starving intellectual writer type and I can afford to be because I am going to inherit ridiculous amounts of money in the next few years (dad's a dedicated smoker). I'm pretty happy being poor so I need to lavish all this cash on someone so I'm looking for the perfectly engineered female. If I don't find her here I will just have NASA design one for me, but here is your chance to become a trophy wife...or just have a little fun. So put your heart, mind and body to the test.
  2. Don't forget to vote for this test. I'm serious. If you don't, i'll know and you won't get one cent of that sweet, sweet inheritence money.

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