Welcome to Mark's Perfect Girl Test. During the examination period I will be testing many variables and cross-referencing your answers to come up with what I believe is the 'perfect woman' for me. I suggest answering all the questions truthfully, this is not an exam where the correct answer is noticeable. The more likely you answer the questions honestly the more likely your poor answers will cancel out as all answers are worth points, some more than others. DO NOT SKIP QUESTIONS, I have put a severe reduction of points in all variables if a question is skipped so answer it to the best of your ability in the most truthful way possible.
P.S. If you are Alicia Silverstone - you can bypass this directly and just woo me.
Good Luck, make me proud :-D.