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This test is purely for fun and will tell you absolutely nothing about your own penis or the penis of your dreams. Play with it, be as dishonest as possible but don't assume that the biggest and most normal sounding answers will give the best result. So what if your purple-helmeted warrior of love has a feral reek that kills small children or spikes through it's head.
Variety is accomplished through experimentation! Chuckle and rate it if you enjoyed it!
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Hail to the Penis! Nearly half of us have them, almost another half wants them, a few of you are ok without them at all and some of you are just confused. So what does your penis personality preference say about you?
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Is it longer than a baby's arm? Does it have a greater circumference than a coke can? Circumcised or not? Studded? Tattooed? Do you like it with subdermal rainbow colored glow-in-the-dark neon ring implants? Split open like a couple of cashew halves? Sick bastard!
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Ok, whatever, it's your body, we aren't here to judge!
Warning! : This test includes copious quantities of cock, as shown below, some pictures depict severe body modification which may include castration. Don't email me if you decide to be a lesbian or your girlfriend decides to stop giving head. You've been warned!
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