The Paranoia Survival Test

1. Welcome Friend Citizen.

   This test will show how loyal you are to our Friend Computer. Because you are loyal, aren't you? Remember, traitors will immediately report for termination.

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3. This test is fun. Happiness is sill mandatory, Friend Citizen. Thank you for your cooperation.

   Knowledge about Mongoose Publishing require YELLOW security and is mandatory for taking this test. Only those of BLUE security or higher may refrain from taking the test. Failure to comply is grounds for termination.

   Thank you.

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