The Online Dating Lechery Test

1. Welcome to my Online Dating Lechery Test. This test will determine how sleazy you are based on your OkCupid behavior.
2. 1

   You are browsing OkCupid profiles. What is your objective?

   Random hotties to fuck, no strings attached

   An intriguing and passionate lover to seduce

   A soulmate to romance

   A kindred spirit to befriend

3. 2

   What is the most important thing you hope to find in a person's OkCupid profile?

   They are single

   We have similar interests & a high compatability %

   Provocative test results

   Pictures that turn me on

4. 3

   What is your 4-letter dating personality type? (Random/Deliberate, Brutal/Gentle, Sex/Love, Master/Dreamer)

   RBSM, RBSD, RBLM, RBLD

   DBSM, DBSD, DBLM, DBLD

   DGSD, DGSM, RGSD, RGSM

   DGLD, DGLM, RGLD, RGLM

5. 4

   You find an OkCupid user with several of the traits you seek. Unfortunately this person is in a serious relationship. What is your reaction?

   Move on.

   Give them high ratings and start a discussion about your common interests, hoping they'll consider you if things turn sour.

   Send a woo and tell them how sexy they are.

   Request a threesome and masturbate to their pictures!

6. 5

   How many people have you wooed on OkCupid?

   I've lost count. So many hotties, so little time!

   Most of the good-looking compatible ones in my area.

   Several people I found interesting.

   None. Or a few people I felt a connection to.

Finished!